I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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