yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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