Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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