Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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