Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
