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Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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