I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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