is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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