perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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