We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
