So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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