we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She even gives head with a lisp.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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