I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
