you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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