I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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