You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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