apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
