So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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