She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
