with your own penis?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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