I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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