im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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