Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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