Having a random hookup so left but love u
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm at about main and main street
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Can vaginas get frostbite?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Randomize
