I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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