JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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