i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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