Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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