Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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