We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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