is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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