Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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