He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
