i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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