I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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