Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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