I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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