Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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