Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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