this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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