K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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