Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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