No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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