he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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