No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
