i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm really busy with my period
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