I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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