any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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