Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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