brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
When did angry sex become our thing?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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